Things you won't believe
And some things you will believe
Originally from LoFing@aol.com, February 1998
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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Semi-annual after-Christmas Sale.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
For sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.
Great Dames for sale.
Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
And now the Superstore -- unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
Things you will believe: Haiku error messages
Everything is gone
The code was willing
A file that big?
First snow then silence
The Tao that is seen
The Web site you seek
Yesterday it worked
You step in the stream
No keyboard present
Out of memory